Putera William Dan Kate Middleton Bercerai ?

Tu dia… Panas… Panas… Panas… Macam goreng pisang panas aku rasa entri aku yang ni… Mana tak panasnya, melibatkan putera raja yang dikenali seantero dunia… Silap-silap sampai ke seluruh cakerawala mengetahuinya. Punya la ramai aku rasa yang berkerumun dok cari berita pasal si putera raja yang kononnya hot dan digilai ramai ni.

Tapi betul ke si Willian dan Kate Middleton ni dah bercerai ? Baru lagi kawin tu… Kalau betul, aku tak tahu la dekat mana letaknya nilai sebuah perkahwinan tu. Senang betul bercerai beraikan. Kali ni melibatkan putera raja memang dikenali serata dunia. Kawin pulak jagan cakap la banyak mana pembaziran yang berlaku di situ. Tapi sumber ni rasanya belum lagi disahkan secara rasmi kan. Apa pendapat korang pulak ?

LONDON—Barely a month after marrying 29-year-old Kate Middleton in a royal wedding ceremony watched by an estimated 2 billion people worldwide, Prince William announced Tuesday that he and Middleton have divorced and that the entire marriage was “a tremendous mistake in every possible regard.” “I really don’t know what I was thinking—we’re a terrible match, I don’t love her and never have, and, to be honest, I never really had any interest in being married in the first place,” announced the now unattached Prince William to a dead-silent British press corps. “People thought our wedding was some sort of fairy tale, but I assure you it was all just some ghastly ceremonial farce that got out of hand. I’m just relieved it’s over, frankly. And I’m glad I’ll never have to see that awful woman again.” Prince William then told the assembled reporters, “Well, see you all later,” smiled, and walked back into Buckingham Palace.

 

Sumber : theonion